queerangelsthesis:

deathnote more like two bisexual detectives and successful popstar have threesomes amiright

cartmans-mom:

real-faker:

I DON’T MEAN TO BE BLUNT BUT

get this to 420 notes

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

firelordwael:

roisinlikesbooks:

Sometimes I am really really ok with the fact that Disney owns Marvel

BUt LIKE. IS THAT A DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE.

dracofidus:

karkittytheamazing:

nightvaleian-librarian:

this is probably one of the best posts i’ve ever seen

Me with my friends fo real.

This is so totally me.

qrieves:

Someone probably took a bite out a bar of soap for this aesthetic so let’s take a moment to thank

veganfuckstolemyshoes:

shut—up—harry:

hannah-sollux:

darning-socks:

"you’ll get ink poisoning"

haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful

when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.

Wait, why did your parents call animal control?